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半邊街上賣200的老攤主說，200裏頭的貓膩你不曉得曉得曉得

我跟你說實話吧……這半邊街上賣200的攤子，我曉得得有好些，但真正讓我發愁的是，這200裏頭的「200」到底是啥意思，你不曉得曉得曉得。算了不扯這個了說遠了，我先說正事——這兩天我攤子上賣的那碗「半邊街200」火爆得不得了，顧客多得排起隊來，但每次都要等到天快黑才能賣完，這讓我心慌慌。嗐不聊這個了，說說我這身體今天又不中了。我這腰子曉得啵，每次提起攤子就要發抖，得有好些年了，每天站着賣菜，腰子都曉得咕咕叫，好傢夥，這讓我心疼得不得了。

這天我正在攤子上等顧客，突然聽見後面傳來一陣吵鬧聲，我抬頭一看，原來是居委會大媽在罵修路隊。她罵得好兇，說這條路修得好歹，每次修路都要堵車，讓人怎麼出門。我聽得好氣，這條路修了好幾年了，居委會大媽說得好像是剛修的一樣，我好生氣，心想這修路隊真的是個大頭鬼，好歹也得給人點面子。不過，我又想到，這條路修得好歹，讓人怎麼出門，我得有好些年了，每天都要在這條路上跑來跑去，這讓我心煩意亂。

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